At Angry Phurbas     

    We strive everyday to care little about your pointless

    Velocipede inspired rantings. You may care about

       your frame material, size, component group and saddle

      type – we do not. Your Garmin matters  little to us but

     not as little as your obsession over your heart rate,

     cadence and mileage. We understand your celebration

      of mediocrity but choose not to involve ourselves in

      your maniacal self absorbed inflation of  your abilities.

      You’re average or worse – deal with it!

     Our Staff really don’t care whether you prefer Campy,

      Shimano or SRAM. We care less that you’re a Livestrong 

      fan or an Armstrong groupie.  We strive to drink strong

      coffee, ride hard and hold to the dark side. We welcome

      the pain caveand relish the opportunity to provide others

      with the experience.Your choice of kit is irrelevant,

      your gearing ratio inconsequential and whatever you do,

      don’t tell us what type of energy bars you use –

      no-one at Angry Phurbas gives a crap.

      In the words of our master, the great and angry Phurba.